Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
should my penis look like a turkey
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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