White coat. Heels.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just pee around me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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