I think I am morally bankrupt
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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