ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
