Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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