We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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