I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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