I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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