I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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