I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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