I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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