I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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