I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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