Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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