we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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