dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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