Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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