We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Jerry, you need to find god
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I could fuck to npr.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
