I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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