Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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