Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My feet surprised me
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