Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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