i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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