Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize