hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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