she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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