I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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