So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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