she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
