I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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