no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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