If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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