Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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