I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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