Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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