the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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