we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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