On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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