Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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