i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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