Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
