Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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