Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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