Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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