He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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