So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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