oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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