butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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