You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
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