conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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