So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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