what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
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