glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
they're like a gay fantastic four
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Randomize
