she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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