At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i think i just lost a toe
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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