At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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