i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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