you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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