Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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