i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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