these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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